Post by cheesetrayare there any men in here who want to hang out w/me
persent? anybody
ho hum..
wow...totally isolated and ostracized from the world-at-larg
thanks a lo
i had two friends, one got x'ed out for th
long haul for safety reasons, but i was hoping maybe after he go
older, he would mellow out, go straight and come back to sanity due t
age, he went off the deep end, and the other refused to see me cuz h
just didn't care anymore, he had health problems, and i couldn't ge
him interested enough to go out to eat or anything (forget movies
etc...) even me saying i'm pay for everything, etc... he was burnt ou
on lif
i called them beavis and butthead, i don't even know which was whic
both on the show (never really seen, maybe a few minutes once o
twice) and for nicknames...
crackhead brent and mini-me bob
they are both dead
so now i have two new friends, whom i named myself, they live at th
foot of my bed, one is a kangaroo with a little removable joey and th
other is a cute monkey.
when mini-me bob died, i played with the monkey, kept him with me
like a retarded emotionally-challenged person. he lived with me by m
side or sleeping on my shoulder or playing with me sitting on m
middle, and he sort of came alive through me doing things like noddin
his head, or taking his paw to my face, playing peek-a-boo with me
etc...
mrs. bob dylan (sarcasm) is living like a retard with her only livin
friend, a stuffed animal, practically started french kissing him th
last time we played together the other day, and that's when i woke up
like, oh hell no, i'm not going to pretend kiss with this monkey
that's gross. not b/c it's a monkey, but b/c he's a monkey, that'
bestiality. i realized what i was doing, and pulled away and put hi
back at the foot of my bed. nice. thank you, mr. dylan (BOB), yo
stupid fucking asshole
i wish i could tell you their names, they are cool, with storie
behind them, but, well, sorry, they are my only friends, and yo
aren't my real friends
not even drake or zersterer
you won't even come visit me or send me a get well soon card (ahem) o
anything
so bafangool you
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