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On Sun, 16 Oct 2022 04:05:57 +0420, Max Pwned eyed my codpiece and started
drooling. Then he put forth the notion that:
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Post by Max PwnerBtw, the lexical analysis usenet algorithm that I'm working on thinks that you might be Ed Rhodes. You should get a doctor to check that out, bud.
HTH
Yeah, Darlene used to use some crazy bullshit like that. That's what
convinced her I was Harley Hahn. You whackos are always so sure you have
your shit together when it's running down your leg. What would you do about
it if I were Ed Rhodes? Would you have another tantrum? I like how you keep
proving how much I own you... even writing scripts to help you "track me
down" as somebody I don't even know. Didn't Fakey do obsessive things like
that before he gnawed through his leash and ran away?
Wait... did I just claim I don't know Ed Rhodes? That might clearly indicate
deliberate deception on my part... what a predickament! Why don't you toss a
coin? Tails you're right, and heads you blow me.
Don't get your hopes up. I wouldn't let my dick near any one of your
festering orifices. There's no telling how many fag diseases you have.
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