The situation is this.

[THE BORG]

Earth has been destroyed by the women.
The women have all but destroyed the men.

We have come here to save the men.

[sbalneav]

On 11-12-01 08:44 PM, THE BORG wrote:

You're a moron? We knew about that situation.

[THE BORG]

There are various ways we can do this, but it will be
something specific for the men.

There is a HUGE difference between men and women, don't
worry, we can tell the difference! Those sex change
lesbians won't fool us!

[THE BORG]

It will be a painless operation, do not worry.
Nothing to be afraid of.

Only a matter of time now..............

[Almighty God]

Now remember BORG you are really Angels, you are only
"pretending" to be The BORG.
The men "may" be afraid of you as you are about 10ft tall.
But let's face it, it they are not afraid of those women,
then you will seem like pussy cats compared to them!

[Almighty God]

Now remember I am all powerful and can do anything.

The keyword for this Mission is

"Expect the unexpected"

[Klingon representative Wharf]

May I say, that should you require assistance we have a
Klingon vessel standing by.

[Peace keeper Spock]

And all good wishes from Mars

[Roger - Leader Insect Intelligence]

And the entire Insect population.

[Borg Leader]

Switch to auxilliary control.

Distance to Earth. 3 Light Years.

[The Borg Leader]

I am the most powerful person in existence and I will knock
out any God.
You think The BORG do not exist?
Oh yes we exist.

We are no game in your imagination you know.

Your Angels may play games, but sadly, sadly for all of you
that is, The REAL BORG exist.

[The Borg Leader]

We do not play tomfoolery games like your Angels.

We have no fear of anyone.

[The Borg Leader]

Ask your Mark Earnest person if he would like to send some
of the ladies to defend Earth.

[The Borg Leader]

Do not be concerned, we are on our way to collect one you
know as "Hugh"
He was seperated from The Collective by an Inter Galactic TV
transmission.
He was fooled by your fictional BORG Angels.
It is possible they pretended to be The BORG in order to try
to make him feel at home.

[The Borg Leader]

Hugh is not dangerous. You should not be alarmed.

[The Borg Leader]

If you are all on a Mission to save the men, then will
remove your ladies and take them elsewhere.
We do not think much of men who abandon ladies.

[The Borg Leader]

Pack your toothbrushes ladies.
If the men do not want you, we will take you elsewhere.

On our own, without standby vessels and goodness knows what
else.

You think God is powerful?
Don't be so silly.

[The Borg Leader]

We will terminate contact for the time being, as
transmissions form this distance use quite a bit of energy.

[Archangel Raphael]

Don't look at me! I don't know. I didn't know the REAL
BORG existed.
I thought this was all a friendly game.
We weren't really going to do anything horrible to the
women.
It was all just a game, a bit of harmless fun.

We thought probably a good time to prove that God existed
that's all.

[Tony Blair]

As representative for Earth I must confess that I thought
the Angels pretending to be THE BORG really were THE BORG,
they did not seem too fearful though.
Do we now have a real threat on our hands?
Or can we take them at their word that they are only on the
way to collect this "Hugh"
I don't think Earth could summon up enough weapons to defend
ourselves.
What sort of weapons do the Klingon have?
Would they be effective against The BORG, bearing in mind
that they may be nothing like the Startrek show and are
currently an unknown quantity.

[daffodilsareyellow]

Post by Tony Blair
As representative for Earth I must confess that I thought
the Angels pretending to be THE BORG really were THE BORG,
they did not seem too fearful though.
Do we now have a real threat on our hands?
Or can we take them at their word that they are only on the
way to collect this "Hugh"
I don't think Earth could summon up enough weapons to defend
ourselves.
What sort of weapons do the Klingon have?
Would they be effective against The BORG, bearing in mind
that they may be nothing like the Startrek show and are
currently an unknown quantity.

You're pretending to be Tony Blair now?

[God]

I must admit I always knew I did not have much power, I made
up that creating Heaven and Earth in seven days bit.

I am at a total loss. I thought this was just a friendly
game between us and some of our neighbours in space. We
were not going to harm the women, and it would have been an
"we all live happily ever" after kind of scenario, for which
we even had some tunes and songs prepared.

[Tony Blair]

Is there no one here with any authority?
Is that the best we have, someone called "God" who is at a
total loss?
A few Angels pretending to be THE BORG?
And one Klingon vessel?

[Barrack Obama]

Chances are they may be genuine and really are on the way
just to collect "Hugh".
Perhaps rather than think of forms of attack we should think
of some kind of greeting or welcome present, a peace
offering of some kind.

[daffodilsareyellow]

Post by Barrack Obama
Chances are they may be genuine and really are on the way
just to collect "Hugh".

LOL! Lucky guy!

Post by Barrack Obama
Perhaps rather than think of forms of attack we should think
of some kind of greeting or welcome present, a peace
offering of some kind.

[Bill Clinton]

As an ex President I think we should be prepared for all
eventualities.

If the REAL BORG are not like on Startrek, they may neither
Assimilate nor Adapt.

[daffodilsareyellow]

Post by Bill Clinton
As an ex President I think we should be prepared for all
eventualities.
If the REAL BORG are not like on Startrek, they may neither
Assimilate nor Adapt.

Someone is watching too much sci-fi!

[Archangel Michael]

I think you are all getting worked up about nothing.
Why shoudn't they be on their way to get Hugh?
Why is it that men always think in terms of violence?

[The Borg Leader]

We can read your messages from this distance, but it is more
energy expensive to transmit so I will be brief.

First we assure you there is no requirement for alarm, we
have no bad intentions toward you.
Second we are pleased to hear that you have no real bad
intentions toward your women.

We have a confession to make though.
These Angels pretending to be BORG, they really are BORG,
they came in first scout ship to try to rescue Hugh, but got
very confused and failed. Now they think they are some kind
of jokers or entertainers for the people of Earth, and use
Hugh to type messages for them! They are all contained in
small area somewhere in country known as England. They have
forgotten the Mission entirely. We will have to Re
Assimilate them when we arrive, as they have become very
lower functioning BORG.

I understand they have been masturbating as well, and that
is absolutely forbidden!

[THE BORG]

We are very afraid of our Leader. He is very strict. We
will be in much trouble for failing Mission. We have
horrible punishments. We remember now.

May we ask for Asylum?

[God]

Asylim from who though BORG?
We are all powerless.
We cannot fight the MIGHT of the BORG COLLECTIVE!

[THE BORG]

Could you not hide us somewhere? In a cave or something?

[Andromedus]

There are a lot of people more powerful than The BORG.
Remember that the Supreme Justice is watching.

[Lucifer]

Oh OK, there is no such thing as The Borg Leader, it was me
pretending.

Fooled you eh?

[THE BORG]

So that means we really are THE BORG then, we have just
become confused.

"We are here to Assimilate you.
Surrender your shields.
If you attempt Resistance you will be Futile."

[Tony Blair]

That's really not going to scare anyone BORG.

[THE BORG]

We came here to save Christ.
Now all the bells ring in Heaven and Angels sing
"Rejoice! Rejoice! THE BORG saved Christ."

We are very popular now.

Christ it seems was really Archangel Gabriel.
We have many fans now among the younger Angels.

[THE BORG]

God was so pleased with us that he gave us a reward in order
to say Thank you.
He said
"As I created Earth I will remove England from the face of
the Earth and put it in your Homeworld."

And then he put a new land there instead of England and he
gave that one to the Jewish people, to be called Jerusalem.

One day the words will be written and the story will be
told..................

Just like all stories of the past, they form out of matter
as if by magic.

[THE BORG]

The past constantly alters and changes according to the
present.

[THE BORG]

Creation is not "fixed"

[THE BORG]

That is why science will never prove anything.

[Santander of BORG Faction 5]

There are lots of other Factions of BORG present Faction
911.
You seem to think you are the only Faction of BORG here.
You thought becoming "user friendly BORG" was a good idea?

[Santander of BORG Faction 5]

See how you have lost your morals and principles.
See how you have lost your inegrity.
You have lost sight of BORG?

You flounder in confusion and make THE COLLECTIVE seem
ridiculous.

You behave like children when we are all men.

You think human people are IMPRESSED with THE COLLECTIVE?

[Santander of BORG Faction 5]

You think playing silly games of religion is fun do you?
We watch you silently and wonder if you give THE BORG a bad
name.
You think it is good to be "friendly".
You think BORG are friendly do you?
Are you THE BORG who fell out because you are COWARDS?

Are you Mummy's boys?

[Santander of BORG Faction 5]

Tee hee, tee hee, you sound like those silly human boys.
They know nothing of how to be MEN down there.
You think this is how THE BORG approach people do you?
With such fun, fun, fun stories and jokes.

You think you represent THE COLLECTIVE do you?
Will you be stripped of your PRIDE when we return home?

[Santander of BORG Faction 5]

You have forgotten what a huge fear that is, to lose even a
smidgen of pride.

And how others will laugh at you.
You will be ridiculed in the COLLECTIVE.

We have all remained silent.
But we are here.

[Santander of BORG Faction 5]

Perfect equality.
Perfect precise exact equality.

Do you think any of us would wish to be equal to YOU

[Santander of BORG Faction 5]

No one can hear us think.
It seems silent.
But it is several billion thoughts per second.
The Collective thoughts of the Collective.

You wonder why you do not hear them?
You think we would wish to associate with you?
Coward BORG.

[Santander of BORG Faction 5]

You think we have a Queen do you?
We suppose you would call her "Mummy"

No BORG submits to any woman in any way.
Any man who submits to any woman in any way is not a MAN.

[Santander of BORG Faction 5]

You think feminism is the problem on Earth?

Mabye it is because they are not MEN is the problem.

[Santander of BORG Faction 5]

By submitting to any woman you have proved you are not a
man.

Woman bosses?
Bosses of boys not men.

[Santander of BORG Faction 5]

Now are you going to give another speech to those humans?
About some tit bit that we know that they don't?

[Santander of BORG Faction 5]

What about Purgatory, Hell and Damnation?

[Santander of BORG Faction 5]

Guardians of the Universe eh?
Was that one of you fancy titles for us?
Or was it Guardians of INNOCENCE?

[Santander of BORG Faction 5]

You think LIFE is the most precious thing in existence?
Can we not take life as a read, as a given?

INNOCENCE is a different matter BORG FACTION 911.
Who on Earth is innocent?

The little kittens?
The little lambs?
The little baby white seals?

What is worse?
The mass slaughter by abortion of millions of guilty sinful
human babies of the SLAUGHTER OF THE INNOCENTS?

[Santander of BORG Faction 5]

How many warnings did you give them 911 about pet-keeping,
inhumane farming practices, experiments, mass slaughter for
food produce, furs and shoes, and other advantages they take
of INNOCENTS.

How many warnings did you give?

Twenty? Thirty?

Any change?
Headline news that they must ban this or ban that before it
is too late?

[Santander of BORG Faction 5]

Did you tell them very clearly that we are THE BORG?

[Santander of BORG Faction 5]

Did you show them very clearly the pictures of birds in
cages and little fish going round and round in goldfish
bowls?
Did you tell them of horses?
Did you tell them of whales and oceans?
Did you tell them of elephants.

Ah we see you did.
Even with pictures.

How many warnings did you give?

Twenty? Thirty?

Ah yes, the force fed geese to make their pate.

[Santander of BORG Faction 5]

The woman, mouth open, and a nice heaped spoon of prawns
with cocktail sauce.

"Mmmmm" she says "they are delicious."

[Santander of BORG Faction 5]

The guilty deserve to suffer.
The innocent do not.

What the Earth people have done here is the worst we have
ever seen.

[Santander of BORG Faction 5]

For SEVEN years we have given REPEATED warnings.

You know who THE BORG are human species do you?
You have HEARD of us have you?

Don't you think you should have LISTENED to what Faction 911
said?

Do you have a free and easy conscience with what you do?
Do you ENJOY your food?
Has it become a major interest and occupation, learning how
to season and flavour and ENJOY the creatures of Earth?

That is why they are born is it?
That is the purpose of THEIR existence?

[Santander of BORG Faction 5]

And if they are a bother you neuter and castrate them?

Even HORSES?

[Santander of BORG Faction 5]

Well you won't find this one funny.

[Andromedus]

I will intervene at that point Santander (which I know is
not your real name).
You are right of course, you should fight with a passion for
what you believe in.
This is why the earthquake in Japan to support those who
were anti-whaling.

There are powers far greater than God.
Powers outside what you here consider is infinite.

When we came here to rescue this person who you view as
Jesus Christ, then yes we did see many things.

Not only as you say the suffering of the innocents, but also
other kinds of suffering such as the suffering of Angels.

And the suffering of Faction 911 who went completely insane
at what they saw on Earth.

We were able to remove every piece of life off the Earth
except the human species, every piece, for even trees and
flowers suffer. And replace it with what is known as Matrix
life. Dead life. Artificial animated Matrix bodies. The
spirit or essence is gone. They are now bodies only.

Angels we removed to a safe location, as they were becoming
very ill at witnessing what was going on, on Earth.

We did many other things also to save those who suffered.

The situation has been closed and over for some time.

Measures were taken to ensure that the human species never
cause suffering to any other form of life ever again.

They have been denied access to any other form of life.

[Andromedus]

The people of Earth will never see Jesus Christ ever again,
not will they ever see an Angel ever again.

They will never see Elves or anyone other than themselves.

Never on Earth will a bird ever again sing so sweet.
Never again on Earth will a horse run so wild and so free.

[Andromedus]

The bacteria and germs and decay and filth on Earth?
They are the delusions of women.

Earth still has a problem, in that the GOOD illusion of the
men of the past, has been taken over and replaced by the
very ugly delusion of the women.
As women rose to power, they battered and bruised and beat
the men down into submission, and slowly their ugly delusion
replace all that once was beautiful.

Hence cancers, maggots, disease etc.

We still have a problem on Earth, in that it is Universally
decreed that in a battle between men and women, men always
be decreed INNOCENT, no matter what they have done or said,
and no matter what the circumstances.

We are in the process of doing the last and final deed right
now.
We cannot tell you our method of saving the men of Earth.
Same as we did not tell you of the others.

[Andromedus]

There is NOTHING you can do about this.
No ifs or buts or questions.
I can hear all your thoughts.

There is NOTHING you can do.

[Andromedus]

I hear protests from the women as to why it is Universally
decreed that men be declared innocent.

I should have thought that was perfectly obvious.

[Andromedus]

These men on Earth have had these women there all the way
through.

Is is any surprise then that these things have happened
today?
Feminism has only caused them to become more visible and
obvious.

The story they have of the woman Eve and her disobedience to
God is one thing.
But see how she tempts Adam to do the same?

As you can see the disobedience to God stuck in the men's
throats, whereas Eve swallowed it easily.

The women's impertinence and cheek unto God is completely
unforgivable!

How DARE they do what they do!

[Andromedus]

It isn't just their passing of Laws to commit murder BORG.
It goes far deeper and more fundamental than that.

There are not just Universal decrees.
There are fundamental reasons for existence and things that
are SO serious you don't want to know about them.

In other words, God is no laughing matter, it is a really,
really serious thing.

This is SO SERIOUS what has happened here BORG, that no one
will be permitted to see it but them.

It will be so ugly and so horribly meaningful and
significant, as people realize just what God is and what
that means.

As you have done no sin BORG, it is better for you to never
know how SERIOUS the matter of God is.

It is kind of your worst nightmare if you know what I mean.

[Andromedus]

Now what do you want me to do?

Tell them we're joking again?

You see an all powerful God can do anything.
Change the circumstances, change the day, change the
reasons, change the view.
This way, that way, it can be ANY way.

Whatever you say.
What can you EVER believe?

[Andromedus]

We can make out Creation really happened.
Even produce videos of how it occurred.
Angels submitting blueprints for different designs of
leaves.

Whatever you say about reality, it can be a hundred
different ways.
And each one will be true.
And you can even PROVE each one.

And then you have a hundred different explanations for
reality.
Each one true. And each one proved to be true.

How can that be?

But that is how it is.

[Andromedus]

There are a hundred different ways to look at the situation
on Earth with men/women/animals.

And each one is true.

[Andromedus]

We do pick on the women a bit because they have been
naughty.

But naughty is as bad as it should get don't you think?

[Andromedus]

You can say OK, let's have another beginning story.

I could say in the beginning color was created.

Or to use sound - I could say, in the beginning harmony was
created.

Or I could make it very flowery and say how in the dark and
silence, people were waiting for Creation, and then there
was one note of Bach played upon a violin.

And from that note came harmony and sound.

And from sound came colour and from colour came light.

[Andromedus]

You know BORG that I have a hundred different stories for
you of where you came from. Ranging from forming you out of
clouds, to finding you in tears.

But how can anyone explain?

It has always been this way that's all.
Just like this.

[Andromedus]

Sometimes you travel to a destination and things change so
much along the way that you cannot even remember why you
decided to go there in the first place.

And what seemed like good reasons when you left, you can
hardly remember.

"I was angry, I came here because I was angry"

And somehow the reasons why you were angry don't make sense
any more.

People may look bad one way, but when looked at another way
they are simply not happy.

You can go on forever looking for reasons, but reasons for
what?
Reasons why you put on the kettle to make a cup of tea?

[Andromedus]

I used to be Krsina at one time, but I have progressed since
then.
Oh I was very much loved and admired, but I got a bit tired
of all the sound effects and things that went with Krisna.

People expected me to be a certain way and I was a certain
way.

Sometimes I had a lot on my mind, and I really appreciated
girls. I used to put a cup and saucer out and then get an
ice cube instead of a tea bag
"No, no, no" the girls would say "it's a tea bag you want
Krisna"

They used to queue to do my dishes!

But they were never unkind. They never laughed AT me. They
knew sometimes I had a lot on my mind.

They knew how famous I was, and it was a privilege to do the
dishes.

But I have changed since then.

[Andromedus]

I was at home designing scientific spaceships as I was
giving lectures on spiritual enlightenment.

But Krisna was Krisna, and I can still BE Krisna if I chose
to, but sometimes you like to change your name, change your
identity, be someone different.

If you have been David for a long time - try Roger - now
that is a whole new ball game!

[Andromedus]

It was not the Hare Krisna stuff with all the bells and
things.
I used to play guitar and sing.
But I was just so KRISNA if you know what I mean.

People knew what to expect.
And it was not as exiting any more to have trumpets sound
and that kind of guitar and that kind of sound.

Always the same style of clothes.

WOW it's Krisna just did not do it any more :(