Joe Cooper
2017-02-20 14:59:29 UTC
Criticizing the President is tantamount to Treason. Patriots
know that the solution to sedition is to round up the traitors
and eliminate disloyalty to the leader.
The sequel to that stupid mommy porn bondage movie is now in
theaters, giving naughty thrills to bored housewives whose
liberal husbands cant cut it manwise, but the real festival of
S&M was in the White House as President Trump unleashed his
iron discipline on the media. Call it Fifty Shades of Orange.
It wasnt a press conference it was a kinky dungeon session
where masochistic journalists eagerly sought out the delicious
pain Master T was dealing. Hack after hack stepped up, tried to
play gotcha. and ended up whimpering in the fetal position.
The best part was CNNs Jim Acosta, fresh from whining about
how conservative outlets now get to ask questions too,
basically handing Trump the cat-o-nine tails. Dude, next time
keep from talking yourself into more public humiliation by
biting down on the ball gag.
The medias safe word is Objectivity, but none of them
uttered it.
The wonderful thing about Trump and the thing that sets the
Fredocons and wusspublicans fussing is that he gives exactly
zero damns about the medias inflated and ridiculous
self-image. He doesnt pay lip service to their lie that they
are anything but what Instapundit calls Democratic Party
operatives with bylines. Trump called them the the enemy of
the American People, to which normals responded with Yeah,
sounds about right.
Trump sees them as the enemy, which they are, and he calls them
what they are, just like he calls radical Islamic terrorists
radical Islamic terrorists instead of generic extremists
who shout Allah Akbar! as they commit acts of workplace
violence whose motives remain elusive and unknowable. It would
be ironic that the media hates it when a politician tells the
truth, except no one still believes the media is in the truth
business.
The press conference provided a great excuse for one of the
medias periodic freakouts about pretend oppression. After all,
the best press is Threatened by Fascism Press, where the
pampered members of the Fourth Estate get to play the heroic
resistance to huge, shadowy forces intent on stilling their
voices and suppressing truth and justice. Except the media
might come off as a bit more sincere about freedom of speech if
it spared even a fraction of its ostentatious current concern
for itself for the conservatives being silenced and beaten at
Berkeley while the police stood back, under orders to let it
happen.
Oh, and it would be more convincing if the media did not
eagerly support overturning a Supreme Court ruling that said
that the government could not stop people from showing a movie
critical of Hillary Clinton. Im not saying my novel Peoples
Republics depiction of a lapdog press serving the liberal
fascist elite in post-secession blue America represents the
medias desired end-state, but all the evidence supports that
the medias desired end-state is totally to serve as the lapdog
of a liberal fascist elite in a post-secession blue America.
Only a fevered hive mind, poisoned by unearned self-regard and
a delusional sense of its own moral superiority, could
seriously equate a politician pointing out the obvious fact
that todays reporters are mostly lying, incompetent jerks with
Hitlerian press censorship. Tell you what Ill believe you
when the National Guard shows up to shut down CNN by padlocking
the makeup room.
Except, according to the AP, the National Guard is busy
preparing to be unleashed upon the photogenic honor student
dreamers who the press tells us make up the undocumented friend
community when they arent murdering us or voting, which our
ink-stained guardians assure us totally never ever happens, and
Trump lies, plus youre a racist. Another day, another example
of Fake News. My favorite part of this particular press foot-
shoot was getting lectured on the intricacies of the Posse
Comitatus Act by 25-year old media savants whose military
experience consists of pestering their dorm mates about Call of
Dutys cartoon guns being phallocentric and how the game is
insufficiently welcoming to the trans perspective.
In any case, the whole National Guard v. Aliens story was yet
another giant lie in that seemingly endless series of giant
lies we call the News, but dont think it made the press go
into spasms of reflection or self-criticism. No, those
bloodhounds pivoted right back to the important stuff, like
sniffing out whether someone in the West Wing might have
uttered some vaguely complimentary words about Ivankas line of
shoes. In the meantime, this lie opened the floodgates and
released a horde of mouth-breathing liberals slandering our
National Guard warriors as Nazis on Twitter. Thanks, media
nothing I love better than seeing my former troops reputations
made collateral damage of your quest to bring down a president
you resent because he was elected without your approval.
Its all so pathetic, and the clichés are so hackneyed. As
always, there was the Will You Denounce X? Guy, rolling out
the usual demand that Trump denounce some misbehavior he has
nothing to do with in what everyone who isnt an utter moron or
in Congress sees as a cheesy ploy to associate the innocent
respondent with said misbehavior. The day after Israels leader
rhapsodized about Trumps friendship for the Jewish people,
Trumps somehow obligated to concede the implicit charge that
hes secretly ant-Semitic? Its stupid, its a lie, and its
wonderful that Trump refused to play along with this tired,
hack tactic.
Then theres the Russians/Flynn nonsense, a non-story that
America non- cares about. Oh, theres a real story there, but
the press isnt interested in that.
==> Heres the real story the intelligence community under
the Obama administration was obviously eavesdropping on Trumps
campaign in violation of practically every law ever written.
Whether it was direct tapping of phones and emails, or
illegally accessing the communications swooped up by the NSA in
its nets, its clear that Obamas people were spying on Obamas
political opponents. The transcript excerpts of Flynns phone
call with the Russian diplomat leaked because it could be
played off as targeting the Russian, though this was still an
outrageous disclosure of American spying capabilities.
What these criminals cant do is release the communications
between Americans that they possess because doing that confirms
what we all know that Obamas people spied on his political
opponents like his IRS persecuted them. The only question
really is what did Obama know, and when did he know it
interestingly, on his way out the door, Obama made it easy to
hide the source of the leaks by opening up access to the
information across a bunch of agencies. Theres your story, a
scandal that makes Watergate seem microscopic, and the
mainstream media will not touch it because it would destroy the
medias political allies.
But wait, what about Trumps bathrobe? Better flood the zone,
stat!
Now, the media could try something new, like being objective
and covering issues people care about. It could stop making
every single question some sort of gotcha ploy designed to
generate a viral clip. Normals tire of these antics; they want
information that affects their lives. How about a question like
Mr. President, the market is up 10 percent since the election.
Where do you expect it to go from here and why? Thats not a
softball question just because it recognizes that Trump has a
success; it seeks information that every American with an IRA
or 401(k) wants to know. Sexy? No. Useful? Yes. Oh, and it also
totally undercuts Trumps ability to make the question about
the press I actually wonder how he would respond to a
non-hostile, reasonable question because, outside of Katie
Pavlich, Ive never seen him asked one.
But the media wont learn, which is why it needs to die and be
reborn as something that isnt the hacky lackey of one of the
political parties. Until then, the mainstream media will just
keep on begging Thank you Mr. President, may I have another?
and Trump will happily keep on delivering.
Source: http://bit.ly/2kDYxmi
know that the solution to sedition is to round up the traitors
and eliminate disloyalty to the leader.
The sequel to that stupid mommy porn bondage movie is now in
theaters, giving naughty thrills to bored housewives whose
liberal husbands cant cut it manwise, but the real festival of
S&M was in the White House as President Trump unleashed his
iron discipline on the media. Call it Fifty Shades of Orange.
It wasnt a press conference it was a kinky dungeon session
where masochistic journalists eagerly sought out the delicious
pain Master T was dealing. Hack after hack stepped up, tried to
play gotcha. and ended up whimpering in the fetal position.
The best part was CNNs Jim Acosta, fresh from whining about
how conservative outlets now get to ask questions too,
basically handing Trump the cat-o-nine tails. Dude, next time
keep from talking yourself into more public humiliation by
biting down on the ball gag.
The medias safe word is Objectivity, but none of them
uttered it.
The wonderful thing about Trump and the thing that sets the
Fredocons and wusspublicans fussing is that he gives exactly
zero damns about the medias inflated and ridiculous
self-image. He doesnt pay lip service to their lie that they
are anything but what Instapundit calls Democratic Party
operatives with bylines. Trump called them the the enemy of
the American People, to which normals responded with Yeah,
sounds about right.
Trump sees them as the enemy, which they are, and he calls them
what they are, just like he calls radical Islamic terrorists
radical Islamic terrorists instead of generic extremists
who shout Allah Akbar! as they commit acts of workplace
violence whose motives remain elusive and unknowable. It would
be ironic that the media hates it when a politician tells the
truth, except no one still believes the media is in the truth
business.
The press conference provided a great excuse for one of the
medias periodic freakouts about pretend oppression. After all,
the best press is Threatened by Fascism Press, where the
pampered members of the Fourth Estate get to play the heroic
resistance to huge, shadowy forces intent on stilling their
voices and suppressing truth and justice. Except the media
might come off as a bit more sincere about freedom of speech if
it spared even a fraction of its ostentatious current concern
for itself for the conservatives being silenced and beaten at
Berkeley while the police stood back, under orders to let it
happen.
Oh, and it would be more convincing if the media did not
eagerly support overturning a Supreme Court ruling that said
that the government could not stop people from showing a movie
critical of Hillary Clinton. Im not saying my novel Peoples
Republics depiction of a lapdog press serving the liberal
fascist elite in post-secession blue America represents the
medias desired end-state, but all the evidence supports that
the medias desired end-state is totally to serve as the lapdog
of a liberal fascist elite in a post-secession blue America.
Only a fevered hive mind, poisoned by unearned self-regard and
a delusional sense of its own moral superiority, could
seriously equate a politician pointing out the obvious fact
that todays reporters are mostly lying, incompetent jerks with
Hitlerian press censorship. Tell you what Ill believe you
when the National Guard shows up to shut down CNN by padlocking
the makeup room.
Except, according to the AP, the National Guard is busy
preparing to be unleashed upon the photogenic honor student
dreamers who the press tells us make up the undocumented friend
community when they arent murdering us or voting, which our
ink-stained guardians assure us totally never ever happens, and
Trump lies, plus youre a racist. Another day, another example
of Fake News. My favorite part of this particular press foot-
shoot was getting lectured on the intricacies of the Posse
Comitatus Act by 25-year old media savants whose military
experience consists of pestering their dorm mates about Call of
Dutys cartoon guns being phallocentric and how the game is
insufficiently welcoming to the trans perspective.
In any case, the whole National Guard v. Aliens story was yet
another giant lie in that seemingly endless series of giant
lies we call the News, but dont think it made the press go
into spasms of reflection or self-criticism. No, those
bloodhounds pivoted right back to the important stuff, like
sniffing out whether someone in the West Wing might have
uttered some vaguely complimentary words about Ivankas line of
shoes. In the meantime, this lie opened the floodgates and
released a horde of mouth-breathing liberals slandering our
National Guard warriors as Nazis on Twitter. Thanks, media
nothing I love better than seeing my former troops reputations
made collateral damage of your quest to bring down a president
you resent because he was elected without your approval.
Its all so pathetic, and the clichés are so hackneyed. As
always, there was the Will You Denounce X? Guy, rolling out
the usual demand that Trump denounce some misbehavior he has
nothing to do with in what everyone who isnt an utter moron or
in Congress sees as a cheesy ploy to associate the innocent
respondent with said misbehavior. The day after Israels leader
rhapsodized about Trumps friendship for the Jewish people,
Trumps somehow obligated to concede the implicit charge that
hes secretly ant-Semitic? Its stupid, its a lie, and its
wonderful that Trump refused to play along with this tired,
hack tactic.
Then theres the Russians/Flynn nonsense, a non-story that
America non- cares about. Oh, theres a real story there, but
the press isnt interested in that.
==> Heres the real story the intelligence community under
the Obama administration was obviously eavesdropping on Trumps
campaign in violation of practically every law ever written.
Whether it was direct tapping of phones and emails, or
illegally accessing the communications swooped up by the NSA in
its nets, its clear that Obamas people were spying on Obamas
political opponents. The transcript excerpts of Flynns phone
call with the Russian diplomat leaked because it could be
played off as targeting the Russian, though this was still an
outrageous disclosure of American spying capabilities.
What these criminals cant do is release the communications
between Americans that they possess because doing that confirms
what we all know that Obamas people spied on his political
opponents like his IRS persecuted them. The only question
really is what did Obama know, and when did he know it
interestingly, on his way out the door, Obama made it easy to
hide the source of the leaks by opening up access to the
information across a bunch of agencies. Theres your story, a
scandal that makes Watergate seem microscopic, and the
mainstream media will not touch it because it would destroy the
medias political allies.
But wait, what about Trumps bathrobe? Better flood the zone,
stat!
Now, the media could try something new, like being objective
and covering issues people care about. It could stop making
every single question some sort of gotcha ploy designed to
generate a viral clip. Normals tire of these antics; they want
information that affects their lives. How about a question like
Mr. President, the market is up 10 percent since the election.
Where do you expect it to go from here and why? Thats not a
softball question just because it recognizes that Trump has a
success; it seeks information that every American with an IRA
or 401(k) wants to know. Sexy? No. Useful? Yes. Oh, and it also
totally undercuts Trumps ability to make the question about
the press I actually wonder how he would respond to a
non-hostile, reasonable question because, outside of Katie
Pavlich, Ive never seen him asked one.
But the media wont learn, which is why it needs to die and be
reborn as something that isnt the hacky lackey of one of the
political parties. Until then, the mainstream media will just
keep on begging Thank you Mr. President, may I have another?
and Trump will happily keep on delivering.
Source: http://bit.ly/2kDYxmi